LOST IN PORTLAND

By B. M. Wilson and S. N. Butler

Lost in Portland,
How will we ever move about?
Lost in Portland,
We may never get out.

Lost in Portland,
The streets all around us.
Lost in Portland,
In a 15 passenger bus.

Lost in Portland,
With an all-so-scary driver.
Lost in Portland,
I want to be a cadiver.

Lost in Portland,
Oh where is my Mother?
Lost in Portland
Oh why should I bother?